Jul 01 2009
You are an Emo or Sensi if…! (Third List)
1) You are a fan of Hotel Tokyo, Slipknot and Evanescenes.
2) You think using mascara is cool because you look depressed.
3) You think the Nightmare Before Christmas is the best movie ever even better than The Godfather.
4) You want to kill yourself.
5) You kissed a girl and you like it, even if you are not gay or bisexual but you want to pretend you are bi or gay just because you think it´s the latest trend in fashion and you are not aware you are offending the LGTB community.
6) You speak about butterflies.
7) You are an overweight 30 something, virgin guy or girl who acts like a badass.
You want to kill yourself but you are not brave enough to do it, because at the end if you kill yourself there wouldn’t no more emo’s.
9) You think the lame television show Charmed was cool.
10) You think Emo and Wiccan are the same thing.
11) You like the lameass Fred from Youtube and you think that little rodent it’s funny.
12) You think Hot Topic it’s the baddass store ever and is as badass as Macy’s or J.C. Penny.
13) You think you write or draw; but write video game fan fiction or draw anime is not talent at all.
14) You have a Light Yagami complex and write the name of all the people you want to kill in a note book.
15) Your best friend is an imaginary demon.
16) You think Naruto is cool even when Jojo’s Bizarre Adventures it’s without a doubt the best anime ever.
17) You think Naruto is cool and you draw Naruto Fan art and the people who compliment you, you think they are cool but they are just as losers as you.
18) You think you are a vampire.
19) You go out in the daylight and burn because your skin can tolerate the daylight anymore.
20) You hang out at night at your local mall because you think it’s the baddest place in town to hang out.
21) Your first kiss was with your dog at morning.
22) You think Tokyo Hotel is cool.
23) You dress up as a clown because the boys of Slipknot dress up like clowns.
24) You think yourself as an acomplished musician even if you can pull out a single note.
25) You think you can play the guitar.
26) Your best friend is your dog.
27) If you write fan fiction you like to put in a near death situation all your character but at the end you make them as powerful as God or Jebuz.
28) Your momma is cooler than you.
29) You think if you talk like if you don’t care about anything you will sound cool but only you will be more loser than you were before.
30) You are feeling rage by reading my list and I appreciate it you for reading my list.
31) You have an unhealthy obsession with your mother.
