Jun 22 2009
You are an Emo if…! (Second List)
1) You have a Messiah Complex.
2) You think on others before yourself.
3) You think you can fly like Superman, but at the end you are suicidal.
4) You think you are special.
5) You seek endless approval of your mom even if she is only a stone cold major Btch!
6) You have an unhealthy crush with your niece and you think she is sexy, even if I.R.L. she is your junior co-star.
7) You think you’re brother is hot but secretly you know he is a clone of your brother and he is a serial killer and you think that is hot.
8 ) You sleep with your co-workers.
9) You’re a 31 years old “rebel”
10) You think your daddy doesn’t love you because he is a 60 year old supervillain just like you.
11) You think super powered serial killers are hot and you always try to seek their attention.
12) You sport long hair covering half your face.
13) You think you are immortal.
14) You have a weird fetish with young cheerleaders.
15) You explode in the middle of New York City because you can’t solve your own personal issues.
16) You like to wear black all the time and look depressive because you think that’s cool
17) You are not emo if your name is Milo (Even if it’s a popular Nestle chocolate drink).
18) You like to steal other people things.
19) You think your older brother is better than you, even if you are only a single 31 year old virgin nerd nurse and your brother is a “sensy” politician who has a family and earns more than you can dream off in your entire life.
20) You think you can save the world but there is no one to save you.
